Well...I probably haven't told a single joke in my entire life, so I'm definitely not the one to judge.
[ But he's definitely the one to be flustered about the hard feelings one. ]
I did, there was no reason for me to keep it. It wasn't that ha—difficult after all. I shouldn't have taken it in the first place so there's that, too. Please, don't tell me that you'd like to have another look...
[ There's a radio silence from Hibiki for a moment when he carefully ponders about an answer. Should he tell him that it's pointless? Or simply agree? ]
Just please make sure that my fingertips won't catch on fire.
[ Is this a low-key joke or is it not? Who knows. ]
I don't know, you asked about it, so... I'm not, rest assured. And I don't even want to guess what the "wrong idea" is.
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secrowtary) wrote2016-11-16 12:45 am
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Akira-san, what are you talking about?
Oh.
So it's not just when you see a di—
[ Hibiki stops at just the right moment. ]
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what?! of course it's not ... !
why would it be? that's. uh.
no.
no it's when i tell a joke.
[ he's going to die. he knows it. ]
i just didn't want to burn your paper.
it's -- nice.
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[ Someone completely missed the joke. ]
It's fine, I can restore it if I try hard enough. No, not hard...! I didn't mean!!!
[ They're going to die together. ]
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yeah, my jokes aren't always good, they're kinda bad sometimes.
[ wow someone is humble for once. good job, kid. ]
it's fine! i got what you meant. don't worry.
but uh.
did you end up putting it back, by the way?
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[ But he's definitely the one to be flustered about the hard feelings one. ]
I did, there was no reason for me to keep it. It wasn't that ha—difficult after all. I shouldn't have taken it in the first place so there's that, too. Please, don't tell me that you'd like to have another look...
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they're good for the soul.
i'll teach you a few sometime.
[ no, akira, not everyone enjoys your weird sense of humor. please -- ]
why would i want another look-
i was just making sure you weren't still walking around with it.
people would get the, uh, wrong idea.
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Just please make sure that my fingertips won't catch on fire.
[ Is this a low-key joke or is it not? Who knows. ]
I don't know, you asked about it, so...
I'm not, rest assured. And I don't even want to guess what the "wrong idea" is.
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that's the spirit :)
[ fucking emojis, kurusu? no. stop .]
and yeah. i didn't want to have to explain that one, either.
thanks for having my back, captain.
you're pretty okay.
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[ Reports usually don't have emojis so...pardon his ignorance.]
Shouldn't I be the one saying that, though?
Thank you.
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it's ... a smiley face. sideways. tilt your head.
and all right.
we could call it even.
or we can say you owe me one. ;)
[ STOP. ]
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The second one, though...has something gotten into your eye?
[ NAILED IT. ]
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ah. no, that's.
hm. i've failed, haven't i?
i'll do better next time.
... it's a wink, btw.
[ SO DRAMATIC? ]
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I'm not quite sure if I follow.
[ It's better to make sure he understands...last time when he didn't get what Akira meant...we all know how that ended. ]
Work hard, Akira-san ;) ;) ;)
[ He just wanted to try it...but it looks...bad. ]
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... yup. just like that.
see you soon, hibiki.
don't cause too much trouble without me.
[ ... he's so screwed. ]
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How am I causing trouble, Akira?!
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Take care.